Posted 5 hours ago

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

"better get off Tumblr now"

disneyismyescape:

bacon-and-cute-butts:

image"but wait what is that?!"

so accurate it hurts

(Source: hugs-and-good-music)

Posted 5 hours ago

dulect:

listen up you little bitch

(Source: bleatbleatbleat)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

fogblogging:

this is my favorite video on the whole iinternet i give up

(Source: videohall)

Posted 1 day ago
adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

Posted 2 days ago

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines)

Posted 3 days ago

dualchainz:

i honestly hope this vine trend lasts for the rest of my life

Posted 3 days ago

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

Posted 4 days ago

paintingyourwing:

giantspacefetus:

get in, no time to explain

what’s with all these math problems coming to life

(Source: nemoi)

Posted 5 days ago

bewbin:

Had to give some bad news

Posted 5 days ago

alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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Posted 5 days ago

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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(Source: cocaineteas)